Արմէն Խոսք

Արմէնին Կատակնէրը Իմաստութեամբ 

Armen’s Jokes of Wisdom

Translation from the Bible to Humor:

There once was a shepherd who was a utilitarian, not a Christian. He saw the lost sheep and said, “Hmm, I have 99 right here, I don’t think it’s worth it.” 

He then crossed a river and noticed that he lost 10 more, however 89 were beside him; and he wondered, “Hmm, I think I’ll be okay.”

He then began to steal to increase his numbers and in the process lost only a couple sheep. “This serves me and my country,” he said.

Finally, he crossed by David, as he prayed to the Good Shepherd, and he lost his head. And David was crowned King of Israel and then a saint. 

By Armen Leo Artashesian